Romantasy Pen Set

For the reader who is simultaneously devastated, obsessed, physically changed by the last book they read, and already halfway through the next one. 

Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens.

Reads:
HIGH LADY OF THE SMUT COURT
DIBS ON THE MORALLY GRAY FAE PRINCE
IT'S NOT SMUT, IT'S CLITERATURE
WHERE IN THE BOOK DOES HE SAY GOOD GIRL?
ENEMIES TO LOVERS? FATED MATES? I WILL ACCEPT EITHER